Just walked that bridge never again.
Q. If you had a gun and could shoot any six people you wanted , how long would it take you to finalise you targets.
A. Me -weeks ?????? And don’t care if Thatcher only has minutes to live ,she would get one, fucking bitch, bet she worked for Qantas.
So had a wander around again and found Qantas HQ- these fucking people are the pits, they couldn`t find the floor if they tried.
Apparently I am not on their passenger list, what a bunch of cunts. So have to go back tomorrow with my details and see if they can locate my booking.
Totally off topic am listening to Huskar Du and `sorry somehow` off Candy Apple Grey, guys and girls if you have never listened to a Du record for fuck s sake download this one, shit ,the best description of a relationship break down ever ,well in my top 3 anyway, def up there with Frank Turners `worst things happen at sea` .
Still think Qantas are cunts. Do not fly with these pricks unless it is $300 cheaper or you have been hijacked ,they are really that bad.
Well Jezza has been in touch and a day at the races is on for Saturday, will meet Matt again and see if he remembers me this time.
Also it is Christmas party weekend so Friday will see how many I can gatecrash will also keep a `pash` count, this is a great aussie tradition where you just go up to some one and stick your tongue down someone else’s throat , I know crazy , in England that’s indecent assault and you can go to jail here it’s a pastime, they are actually better at pashing than cricket- I know not hard to believe but it should be a great night just need to locate where they are having these thing’s.
So have a six pack of steller and half a bottle of the red a TV with no reception and some of Russia’s finest literature , you must be incredibly jealous.
Well hit the local bar ,well the only bar in Kirrabilli, they do a beer in Sydney called Golden Ale its drinkable and goes down quite nicely apart from that a shit night other than a conversation on the phone which left me none the wiser, then went for a pee and succeeded in locking myself out of the hotel not just my room ,you see I went for a crafty smoke as well on the fire escape at 01-30 wrapped up in a towel and nothing else and forgot my key. Shit myself for a second , but then had a brainwave as can get to my window from the fire escape, unpicked the mossie netting opened window and was about to precariously climb in, it is on the 4th floor, when I spotted the room key so grabbed that put netting back and entered in a more traditional fashion.
Woke up , 3 missed calls between 01-40 + 01-55 she loves the sound of my voice you see, thinks I’m a cunt , but it’s the accent ,part paddy ,part pom and all pikey.
No not true but funny all the same .Well potted off into Sydney and am now bored of it, weather shit again although cleared up this afternoon, very overcast and muggy and not touched the sun tan lotion for about 10 days .Do you think skin cancer would suit my tone?
Huge happenings in Brisbane so need to talk more then ever, but Xmas party tonight so will have to wait for tomorrow. Can’t decide what to do tonight ,to hang around here for a while and mix with the party goers or just get it over and done with ??????
Sent a few emails and apparently some of the railway lads want me back. Yeah right that’s going to happen.
Also if you google(not bing)` well actually love I am blogspot ian Scanlon` I think you may be able to gain access to these writings
Now for some politics. .students attack charles and pig , have not got much time for students but agree Cameron is just fucking over the poor like every other tory that ever breathed,
Picture this if you will :- TORY HQ
MP 1 Right guys were back in and will fuck the lib dems off asap, how are we going to ensure we get to fuck this country and ensure the elitist class will rule forever.
MP 2 Well we could deflect all attention from our fiddling the expenses ,STILL awarding our selves pay rises make sure we keep our final salary pension for life even if we are deselected or lose our seats after 2 years as you know we need the full pension , BP don’t pay backhanders like they use to you know.
MP 3 Well I agree with all of what you have said, now to take this one step further ,looking long term,
Lets make sure that only our offspring can afford an education, lets keep the electorate stupid and illiterate therefore ensuring that our spawn are a niche above the sink estate riff raff I propose we double tuition fees and blame it on the banking crises- banks which pay us huge consultancy fees to make sure the tax payer bails them out rather than the shareholders.
MP 4 Good points and well made Sir, however I disagree, we have these fucking cunts down now to keep them down triple the fucking fees.
All MP’s - agreed then. Handshakes , rent boys and cigars all round.
Wow this is some entry should update more often ,anyway went out and observe doorman security aussie style ,old fat bloke on the door throwing some guy out of the pub, requiring the assistance of two barman and then throw a few digs into the chap as he is on the floor, very macho.
Prick would not last 10 minutes in the ‘shot’. Still some very nice sights out and some not so nice.
Went home made a phone call and awoke bright and early for my day at the races, oh and the joy of seeing the sun out and about , bloody lovely even got the sun lotion out.
Horseracing in oz is a different world to back home, here it is a big social gathering the amount of pretty young things in next to nothing is astounding, so met up with Jezza, Matt and a few of their mates who were celebrating a friends bithday…31 no fucking way… she looked illegal.
Picked a horse out for Michelle , La belle chaiguin and would you fucking Adam it….Its owned by Jezzas cousin, now if that’s not fate well what the fuck is!!!!!!
Anyway it came 2nd last but that’s not the point. Had a brilliant 1st 3 races plenty of bucks up, as usual was very professional in giving it all back and ending up at the cash point before the last race.
So a group of 8 or so of us head off to the hotel across from the track and its looking good can hear REM in the background so will have decent music and then I hear `sorry mate, no shorts allowed`
OK ,Jezza see you later and look after Matt , tell him cokes bad.
Yep so back to the train station and tootle off home via the hotel and a live band /group of mates with instruments however the lead singer struck a cutting figure and should jump up and down more , something about women playing guitars works me into a lather, yes I know the guitar is a substitute for my dick therefore no more than a phallic symbol , but boy she was hot , but then I was by now very pissed and amazed I walked out of there of my own accord after what happened the night before.
Was in such a poor shape was not even coherent enough to hold a late night conversation so Michelle had to do with my snoring instead, poor girl , what does she see in me ?
So have awoken , again the sun is blazing, will pop into town to sort this stuff out and then off to the footy fancy bris but they are 11/10 so a bit tight for a team that has not won here in 6 years.
Will do my packing and sort everything out and be ready for tomorrows fuck up excuse of a flight from Qantas.
All the Best.
Anything by Bruce Springsteen……maybe Thunder Road or The River.
Ian.
P.S The text count has broken the 500 barrier.
P.S.S Any one know how to bypass a hotels internet security, fucking passwords.
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